washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
if i call you dude and you reply “i’m a girl” i will literally back flip out of the internet
okay i have no explanation
is this when we all just kinda accept that flatpocalypse died and roll away because it was fun but now it’s over because i’m not emotionally ready for that.
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD